Local egg

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
transwolvie
transwolvie

Too many people are forgetting these things too quickly:

-SESTA/FOSTA passed. Despite the many, many warnings of sex workers.

-A bunch of apps started their censorship policies because Apple directly threatened their revenue if they didn't promise to cut down on the amount of porn on their sites

-MasterCard and VISA tried to outright stop processing OnlyFans work SPECIFICALLY because of the association with sex work, and no other feasible financial reason.

There is not a sudden regressive movement among individual people. Free The Nipple didn't fade into obscurity because people didn't care. It was stopped. By policies. By laws. By arrests. By censorship. These things have been purposefully put in place by companies and politicians. They saw the work we were trying to do wrt bodily autonomy, sexual liberation, and sexual freedom, and they forcibly put a stop to it.

batsarebetterthanpeople
batsarebetterthanpeople

Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I'm starting to think that it's some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.

fwizard
jennilah

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went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

jennilah

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but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone

jennilah

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is 9…………. post office closing time…….  no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C

jennilah

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well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow

jennilah

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i mean what did i expect really

a package?

too unrealistic

jennilah

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amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today

jennilah

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omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name

she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea

one-pearl-point

mail is dumb

builtfjordtuff

The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.

national-shitpost-registry

oh my gosh, op’s bio says “The package was a laptop” which gives SUCH a new perspective